Old Mira

Monkey Spanker

Level 46 Dwarven Berzerker

Personal Details

Old Mira, Monkey Spanker...

She is said to be a Dwarven Berzerker of 46th level. Hailing from Al'Victus Garrison in the Mountain Kingdoms, she is said to have braided hair, blue eyes and freckled skin. Her thin figure, proudly displaying her obvious birthmark has been sighted rushing into battle with a bitchy warcry of "You're mine, slagger!!!".

When girded for battle, she is known to wield her Vicious Mithril Bastard Sword, and is arrayed in her Massive Mithril Shoulderspikes and Vest and Horned Mithril Greathelm. Foes are said to wither before the might of her Chundergutz Lager Special Edition Keg.

Old Mira was born under the sign of The Withered Banner. This star sign is part of the Misfortune Phase and the Emotion Aspect.

Old Mira is currently sober.

Old Mira is ranked 1263rd among Immortals with a score of 4,477,532.

Old Mira has achieved immortality, and is a Rank 1 Elemental.

Old Mira has the following Immortal Powers:

	Elemental (Path Power)
	Legendary Drinker

3,731,277 Total XP
25,083 Gold

Advantages

Old Mira has the following advantages:

Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Bronze Merchant Guild Membership
Membership into the merchants guild has now been opened up to all adventurers, not just those willing to pay off the local lord for access into this exclusive club. With it, you can drop by the guild and automatically see if any of the loot you've picked up on your travels can be sold for a higher price due to desperate buyers. Occasionally, you'll also get noticed by some famous collector, and when they buy your goods, people notice!

Recent Happenings

Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Deadly Widowmaker Slime in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Displacer Beast Primarch in The Underworld
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Horde of Wyrmclaw Goblins in The Underworld
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Wyrmclaw Orc Sage in The Underworld
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Disgusting Otyug in The Underworld
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Two Headed Cave Gorgon in The Underworld
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Snarling Minotaur Lizard in The Underworld
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker is now using Vicious Mithril Bastard Sword
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker defeated The Iggy Thing (Boss) in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker defeated Say-No-Evil, Mute Fortune Monkey (Boss) in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Insane Dung Beetle Behemoth in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Slobber Elemental in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Plaguehorn Minotaur in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Titanic Yellow Cube in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Plaguehorn Minotaur in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Snivelling Lump in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Mutated Grotling Titan in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Snivelling Lump in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Deadly Widowmaker Slime in Temple of Filth
Old Mira, Monkey Spanker killed Thelonax Cave Mantoid Assassin in The Underworld

Public Page Link

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