Jardine

Monkey Spanker

Level 52 Bone Lord

Personal Details

Jardine, Monkey Spanker...

He is said to be a Bone Lord of 52nd level. Hailing from Xithan Boneguard in the Deadlands, he is said to be bald, have blue eyes and rotting skin. His thin figure, proudly displaying his ritual scarring has been sighted rushing into battle with a sinister warcry of "Feed my armour!".

When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Vile Necrotanium Scythe Chain and Spectral Talons of Ruin (Decent), and is arrayed in his Spectral Lichbone Warframe (Decent). Foes are said to wither before the might of his Greater Shadowglyph of Corpse Absorption.

Jardine is often seen riding into battle on his Fine Steed.

Jardine was born under the sign of The Disappointed Witch. This star sign is part of the Emotion Phase and the Misfortune Aspect.

Jardine is currently sober.

Jardine is ranked 348th among Immortals with a score of 13,948,077.

Jardine has achieved immortality, and is a Rank 9 Shadelord.

Jardine has the following Immortal Powers:

	Shadelord (Path Power)
	Legendary Explorer
	Legendary Avenger
	Proven Fate
	Legendary Hunter
	Berzerker Rage
	Reaper
	Precognition
	Animate Enemy
	Mirror Realm

6,803,940 Total XP
830,964 Gold

Advantages

Jardine has the following advantages:

Amulet of Recall
A red orb set in a golden amulet, allowing instantaneous travel back to a set location.
Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Gnomish Backpack of Holding
Famous for their love of treasure, Gnomes spend centurites perfecting the ability to store and protect it. Their wisest Coin Masters have managed to improve on the arcane physics of the bags of holding to create their own version, a backpack.
Trollblood Ring of Regeneration
Trolls, famous for their ability to regenerate wounds, are also the perfect ingredient for magic rings which mimic this effect.
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Greater Loot Transmutation Cube
Much like its lesser version, the Greater Cube made from the strangely hypnotic black metal, however this one is studded with small jewels along each side, and is slightly larger. There is a notable aura of weirdness around this item, as though matter itself were pliable its its mere presence.
Gold Merchant Guild Membership
This exclusive level of membership offers you access to the finest of clients who have more money than sense. First pick and first priority is the name of the game, and in this business that makes all the difference. The exclusive collectors also seem to relish buying goods from the gold members for some reason. Chances are they have some financial stake in the merchant guild and this helps make them even more money. Oh what an unfair world!
Expert Mount Training
With the Expert level of training for your mount, it can move back and forth even more than ever, for a total of 6 times per day for free. In addition, it rests at an even faster rate. These mounts are the finest in all whole stable!

Recent Happenings

Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Hypnotic Dazzler Cricket (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Salivating Ogrebeetle Brutes (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Hiding Blade Spider (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Scythe Bee Swarm (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Winged Ogrebeetle Stalker (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Midnight Warrior Ants (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Diamondwing Wyvern Flock (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Scythe Bee Swarm (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Assassin Termites (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Blade Spitting Spider (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Swooping Glumwing Wasp Cavalry (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Acidic Loogy Grot Mite (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Silent Tacklack Mantoid Ninja (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Diamondwing Wyvern Flock (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Assassin Termites (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Napalm Spewing Grot Mites (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Psychic Silverfish (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Flesh Melting Grot Mite (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Blade Spider Hunter (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive
Jardine, Monkey Spanker killed Dikunazza Insect Cultists (Elite Minion) in The Eternal Hive

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