Bodrick Vonhalstrom
Darwin Award
Level 87 Zealot
Personal Details
Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award...
He is said to be a Zealot of 87th level. Hailing from Ajendra Chapter in the Steel Empire, he is said to have shoulder length hair, blue eyes and fair skin. His burly figure, proudly displaying his big nose has been sighted rushing into battle with a manly warcry of "Down in one!".
When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Starsteel Seige and Purification Implements (Amazing), and is arrayed in his Undeniable Proclamations of Divine Protection (Fantastic) and Requisitioned Eternium Armor (Mythical). Foes are said to wither before the might of his Grand Cabal of the Absolute (Great).
Bodrick Vonhalstrom was born under the sign of The Disappointed Lawyer. This star sign is part of the Emotion Phase and the Reason Aspect.
Bodrick Vonhalstrom is currently buzzed.
Bodrick Vonhalstrom is ranked 3rd among those born under The Disappointed Lawyer.
Bodrick Vonhalstrom is ranked 5th among Zealots.
- 53,411,270 Total XP
- 5,899,028 Gold
Advantages
Bodrick Vonhalstrom has the following advantages:
Ring of Lesser Deathward
A simple band of silver.
Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Bag of Holding
Via manipulation of strange multi dimensional physics that the most learned sage would scratch their beard at, these bags are able to store a lot more than their size would suggest.
Trollblood Ring of Regeneration
Trolls, famous for their ability to regenerate wounds, are also the perfect ingredient for magic rings which mimic this effect.
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Lesser Loot Transmutation Cube
This small device is a cube constructed of a strangely hypnotic black and shiny metal, roughly a hands width per side. A set of buttons exists on each side, and when the correct sequence is used, one side of the cube opens, emitting a brilliant light. Any items which this light focuses on are randomly transmuted into something else... usually. The device itself is quite random in its results, so care must be used.
Silver Merchant Guild Membership
Much like the first membership level, except that you get access to a much more exclusive list of clients and buyers. The notorious collectors also seem to check over this list prior to the basic membership list, so you're more likely to sell the best stuff before anyone else.
Recent Happenings
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Chanting Onyx Veil Solarri Hidden Acolytes (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award defeated Yethaem the Accursed, Bane of Angels (Elite Boss) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Platinum Veil Pegataur Lancers (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Mechanized Solvarri Protector (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award defeated The Gruselug (Boss) in Planar Crossroads
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Animated Platinum Goo (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Mechanical Solvarri Shield Bearers (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Chanting Onyx Veil Solarri Hidden Acolytes (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Invading Zicronax Crystal Morphling (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Muscled Ebon Skinned Marut Enforcers (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Elder Platinum Dragon (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Four Armed Ebon Skinned Marut Regulator (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Vengeful Untertaker Guild Assassin (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Ebon Skinned Marut Mystic Lawbringer (Elite Minion) in Celestus
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award defeated The Gruselug (Boss) in Planar Crossroads
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Filthy Blackwind Plague Summoner in Planar Crossroads
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Undercity Fungus Saprolings in Planar Crossroads
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Monstrous Underscourge Wobbler in Planar Crossroads
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award discovered Blade Spire in Planar Crossroads
- Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Ancient Eldritch Titan Weaponmaster in Planar Crossroads
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