Bodrick Vonhalstrom

Darwin Award

Level 82 Zealot

Steel Empire
Zealot

Personal Details

Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award...

He is said to be a Zealot of 82nd level. Hailing from Ajendra Chapter in the Steel Empire, he is said to have shoulder length hair, blue eyes and fair skin. His burly figure, proudly displaying his big nose has been sighted rushing into battle with a manly warcry of "Down in one!".

When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Starsteel Seige and Purification Implements (Awesome), and is arrayed in his Undeniable Proclamations of Divine Protection (Amazing) and Requisitioned Eternium Armor (Phenomical). Foes are said to wither before the might of his Grand Cabal of the Absolute (Great).

Bodrick Vonhalstrom was born under the sign of The Disappointed Lawyer. This star sign is part of the Emotion Phase and the Reason Aspect.

Bodrick Vonhalstrom is currently sober.

Bodrick Vonhalstrom is ranked 3rd among those born under The Disappointed Lawyer.

Bodrick Vonhalstrom is ranked 5th among Zealots.


  • 43,583,305 Total XP
  • 6,963,458 Gold

Advantages

Bodrick Vonhalstrom has the following advantages:

  • Ring of Lesser Deathward

    Ring of Lesser Deathward

    A simple band of silver.

  • Banner of Exploration

    Banner of Exploration

    "Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."

  • Bag of Holding

    Bag of Holding

    Via manipulation of strange multi dimensional physics that the most learned sage would scratch their beard at, these bags are able to store a lot more than their size would suggest.

  • Trollblood Ring of Regeneration

    Trollblood Ring of Regeneration

    Trolls, famous for their ability to regenerate wounds, are also the perfect ingredient for magic rings which mimic this effect.

  • Prismatic Watchman Shard

    Prismatic Watchman Shard

    A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.

  • Timesink Emerald of Focus

    Timesink Emerald of Focus

    This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.

  • Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection

    Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection

    This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.

  • Lesser Loot Transmutation Cube

    Lesser Loot Transmutation Cube

    This small device is a cube constructed of a strangely hypnotic black and shiny metal, roughly a hands width per side. A set of buttons exists on each side, and when the correct sequence is used, one side of the cube opens, emitting a brilliant light. Any items which this light focuses on are randomly transmuted into something else... usually. The device itself is quite random in its results, so care must be used.

  • Silver Merchant Guild Membership

    Silver Merchant Guild Membership

    Much like the first membership level, except that you get access to a much more exclusive list of clients and buyers. The notorious collectors also seem to check over this list prior to the basic membership list, so you're more likely to sell the best stuff before anyone else.

Recent Happenings

  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award lost 12,013 coins playing Belcher's Gambit
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Seven Winds Sword Trancer in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Grand Illithid Consular in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Granite Fist Deugar Dimensional Foreman in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Brokenwing Celestial Knight in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Daggerfang Quasit Conjuror in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Ivoran Prophecy Aboleth Preacher in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Obsidian Blazeweb Elemental Spider in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Thokka Mind Smuggler in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Ogre Halfblood Mercenary Captain in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Winged Pit Fiend Terrorbeak in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Scampering Primordial Shardlings in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award discovered Undercity Mausoleum in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Vengeful Genie Wish Harem Girls in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Snapfang Clan Orc Heavies in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Decepticonic Golems in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Monstrous Underscourge Wobbler in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award killed Strinky Undercity Otyug Trashers in Planar Crossroads
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award lost 14,411 coins playing Mung Skull!
  • Bodrick Vonhalstrom, Darwin Award won 14,636 coins playing Belcher's Gambit

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