Bigcickmcthunderdock

Darwin Award

Level 49 Storm Lord

Personal Details

Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award...

He is said to be a Storm Lord of 49th level. Hailing from Thundermount College in the Mountain Kingdoms, he is said to have tatty hair, glowing blue eyes and ruddy skin. His obese figure, proudly displaying his big nose has been sighted rushing into battle with a bitchy warcry of "早上好中国现在我有 bing chillin ".

When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Caged Thunder Elemental Orb, and is arrayed in his Grand Masters Mithril Weave Robe and Amulet of Pure Glacial Water. Foes are said to wither before the might of his Thunder Peak Unleashed, Volume 1.

Bigcickmcthunderdock is often seen riding into battle on his Fine Steed.

Bigcickmcthunderdock was born under the sign of The Knowledgeable Tower. This star sign is part of the Reason Phase and the Prosperity Aspect.

Bigcickmcthunderdock is currently drunk.

Bigcickmcthunderdock is ranked 531st among Immortals with a score of 10,314,455.

Bigcickmcthunderdock has achieved immortality, and is a Rank 12 Planeswalker.

Bigcickmcthunderdock has the following Immortal Powers:

	Planeswalker (Path Power)
	Proven Fate
	Rapid Regeneration
	Precognition
	Legendary Explorer
	Berzerker Rage
	Legendary Avenger
	Legendary Luck
	Mirror Realm
	Stone Gaze
	Soul Stealer
	Legendary Hunter
	Animate Enemy

4,865,309 Total XP
734,922 Gold

Advantages

Bigcickmcthunderdock has the following advantages:

Amulet of Recall
A red orb set in a golden amulet, allowing instantaneous travel back to a set location.
Ring of Lesser Deathward
A simple band of silver.
Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Gnomish Backpack of Holding
Famous for their love of treasure, Gnomes spend centurites perfecting the ability to store and protect it. Their wisest Coin Masters have managed to improve on the arcane physics of the bags of holding to create their own version, a backpack.
Infused Trollblood Ring of Regeneration
Much like a regular Trollblood ring, this much rarer and more powerful version is said to contain the essence of one of the Troll Lords of old, creatures of immense healing ability and reportedly almost impossible to kill!
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Girdle of the Iron Gut
This heavy set girdle helps keep a troubled stomach settled during those epic drinking sessions, allowing its wearer to keep going well into the night.
Obsidian Ring of Lucky Scholars
Worn by those seeking true advantage, this ring uses extremely powerful enchantments to bind the refined essence of a fortune elemental with the blessing of Taurino, god of mental alacrity and concentration, to twist the strings of fate in their favor.
Gold Merchant Guild Membership
This exclusive level of membership offers you access to the finest of clients who have more money than sense. First pick and first priority is the name of the game, and in this business that makes all the difference. The exclusive collectors also seem to relish buying goods from the gold members for some reason. Chances are they have some financial stake in the merchant guild and this helps make them even more money. Oh what an unfair world!
Expert Mount Training
With the Expert level of training for your mount, it can move back and forth even more than ever, for a total of 6 times per day for free. In addition, it rests at an even faster rate. These mounts are the finest in all whole stable!

Recent Happenings

Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Huge Lava Beetle Spitter in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Young Ember Dragon Noble in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Brimstone Guardian Statues in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Huge Lava Beetle Spitter in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Brimstone Legion Giant Marauder in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Relentless Swarm of Lava Beetles in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Blazing Brimstone Legion Pyromancer in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award defeated Hogaddur of the Sleeping Core (Boss) in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Relentless Swarm of Lava Beetles in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Brimstone Guardian Statues in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Ancient Ember Drake in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Fragmented Slumbering Core Elemental in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Two Headed Lava Beetle Soldier in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Ancient Ember Drake in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Brimstone Guardian Statues in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Assassins of the Ashen Dream in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Champion of the Ashen Dream in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Young Ember Dragon Noble in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Relentless Swarm of Lava Beetles in Mount Sedrid Volcano
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Cultists of the Ashen Dream in Mount Sedrid Volcano

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