Bigcickmcthunderdock
Darwin Award
Level 51 Storm Lord


Personal Details
Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award...
He is said to be a Storm Lord of 51st level. Hailing from Thundermount College in the Mountain Kingdoms, he is said to have tatty hair, glowing blue eyes and ruddy skin. His obese figure, proudly displaying his big nose has been sighted rushing into battle with a bitchy warcry of "早上好中国 现在我有 bing chillin ".
When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Caged Thunder Elemental Orb, and is arrayed in his Elaborate Robe of the Arch Mage (Decent) and Living Quartz Amulet (Decent). Foes are said to wither before the might of his Thunder Peak Unleashed, Volume 1.
Bigcickmcthunderdock is often seen riding into battle on his Fine Steed.
Bigcickmcthunderdock was born under the sign of The Knowledgeable Tower. This star sign is part of the Reason Phase and the Prosperity Aspect.
Bigcickmcthunderdock is currently smashed.
Bigcickmcthunderdock is ranked 443rd among Immortals with a score of 11,551,896.
Bigcickmcthunderdock has achieved immortality, and is a Rank 6 Planeswalker.
Bigcickmcthunderdock has the following Immortal Powers:
![]() | Planeswalker (Path Power) |
![]() | Proven Fate |
![]() | Rapid Regeneration |
![]() | Precognition |
![]() | Legendary Explorer |
![]() | Berzerker Rage |
![]() | Legendary Avenger |
- 6,079,945 Total XP
- 326,856 Gold
Advantages
Bigcickmcthunderdock has the following advantages:
Amulet of Recall
A red orb set in a golden amulet, allowing instantaneous travel back to a set location.
Ring of Lesser Deathward
A simple band of silver.
Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Gnomish Backpack of Holding
Famous for their love of treasure, Gnomes spend centurites perfecting the ability to store and protect it. Their wisest Coin Masters have managed to improve on the arcane physics of the bags of holding to create their own version, a backpack.
Trollblood Ring of Regeneration
Trolls, famous for their ability to regenerate wounds, are also the perfect ingredient for magic rings which mimic this effect.
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Girdle of the Iron Gut
This heavy set girdle helps keep a troubled stomach settled during those epic drinking sessions, allowing its wearer to keep going well into the night.
Gold Merchant Guild Membership
This exclusive level of membership offers you access to the finest of clients who have more money than sense. First pick and first priority is the name of the game, and in this business that makes all the difference. The exclusive collectors also seem to relish buying goods from the gold members for some reason. Chances are they have some financial stake in the merchant guild and this helps make them even more money. Oh what an unfair world!
Expert Mount Training
With the Expert level of training for your mount, it can move back and forth even more than ever, for a total of 6 times per day for free. In addition, it rests at an even faster rate. These mounts are the finest in all whole stable!
Recent Happenings
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Unleashed Earthen Burrow Elemental (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Cyneed Aboleth Negotiator (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Oversized Howling Fang Ogre Grump (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Brutal Howling Fang Orc Warriors (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Vampiric Bloody Storm Ogre Knight (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Midnight Tusk Orc Spell Blades (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Swarming Bloody Storm Goblin Troops (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Greater Rotweb Spiderfiend (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Purple Terminator Moss (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Bloody Storm Ogre Beastmaster (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Vampiric Bloody Storm Orc Thralls (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Greater Gruum Troll Lord (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Expert Gruum Troll Pit Fighters (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Cyneed Aboleth Negotiator (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Shadowy Gruum Troll Assassin (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Silent Bloody Storm Hunter (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Vampiric Bloody Storm Orc Thralls (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Bloody Storm Orc Wolf Riders (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Bloody Storm Ogre Beastmaster (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
- Bigcickmcthunderdock, Darwin Award killed Cyneed Aboleth Negotiator (Elite Minion) in The Burrows of Gruum
Public Page Link
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