Dragon Tavern

Once every cycle, the kegs fill with a mystic brew known as Qi Lager. This magnificent stuff gets you instantly drunk, your jokes twice as funny, your stories believeable to all who hear, and you become less repugnant to the opposite sex by at significant amount.  At least, that's the story they tell. Nobody knows for sure, since the evil Dragons of some far off place called Aye-Sha grew jealous of mere mortals stealing their drink for their lunar new year celebration, and took it all for themselves! The greedy sods!

Once again, it's up to adventurers to get some payback and save yet another event from the terror of sobriety!

Scattered about the world are fortune cookies, some of which contain mystical runes, allowing the reader to travel instantly to the dragons realm for a short period of time, giving them a chance to do battle with one of the draconic terrors, and stop them from constantly stealing all the beer and drinking it themselves.  Some cookies contain other prizes, words of wisdom, and dirty jokes, so get out there and recover those fortune cookies to bring back the goods, and save the Year of the Dragon from the curse of watered down ale, unfriendly wenches, and relatives who won't go home when it's time!

And remember, open it before you eat it.