Old Lumen

Monkey Spanker

Level 50 Dwarven Berzerker

Personal Details

Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker...

He is said to be a Dwarven Berzerker of 50th level. Hailing from Al'Victus Garrison in the Mountain Kingdoms, he is said to have scruffy hair, blue eyes and tanned skin. His burly figure, proudly displaying his nasty scar has been sighted rushing into battle with a rowdy warcry of "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!".

When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Gigantic Mithril Greataxe, and is arrayed in his Massive Mithril Shoulderspikes and Vest and Horned Mithril Greathelm. Foes are said to wither before the might of his Bazznids Bottomless Beer (Decent).

Old Lumen was born under the sign of The Free Mask. This star sign is part of the Peace Phase and the Misfortune Aspect.

Old Lumen is currently sober.

Old Lumen is ranked 992nd among Immortals with a score of 6,423,953.

Old Lumen has achieved immortality, and is a Rank 1 Ascended One.

Old Lumen has the following Immortal Powers:

	Ascended (Path Power)
	Legendary Drinker

5,353,294 Total XP
447,018 Gold

Advantages

Old Lumen has the following advantages:

Ring of Lesser Deathward
A simple band of silver.
Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Trollblood Ring of Regeneration
Trolls, famous for their ability to regenerate wounds, are also the perfect ingredient for magic rings which mimic this effect.
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Bronze Merchant Guild Membership
Membership into the merchants guild has now been opened up to all adventurers, not just those willing to pay off the local lord for access into this exclusive club. With it, you can drop by the guild and automatically see if any of the loot you've picked up on your travels can be sold for a higher price due to desperate buyers. Occasionally, you'll also get noticed by some famous collector, and when they buy your goods, people notice!

Recent Happenings

Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Well Armed Undercity Slaver Ruffians in Planar Crossroads
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Quartzyne Tyvel Interrogator Orb in Planar Crossroads
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker defeated The Atrocious Choadling Abyssal Court (Boss) in Planar Crossroads
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Rotfeather Prydok Demon Witches in Planar Crossroads
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Scampering Primordial Shardlings in Planar Crossroads
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Bloodbound Elven Master Assassin (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Unstable Ward 7 Marauder Mage (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Demented Ward 7 Chaos Mage Cabal (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Confused Renegade Ganjei Militiamen (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Chanting Prison Rabble Rousers (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Renegade Ganjei Thunder Javelineers (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Possessed Ganjei Oathsworn Warriors (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Insidious Robed Oath Whisperer Demon (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Loudmouthed Verhold Gang Trickster (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Duskspire Arcanist Prison Raider (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Renegade Ganjei Thunder Javelineers (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Confused Renegade Ganjei Militiamen (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Black Oath Ganjei Demon Summoner (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Renegade Ganjei Battle Mage (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire
Old Lumen, Monkey Spanker killed Unstable Ward 7 Marauder Mage (Elite Minion) in Blade Spire

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