Dire Straights
Ow Ow Ow
Level 50 Reaver
Personal Details
Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow...
He is said to be a Reaver of 50th level. Hailing from Soulforge Chapter in the Deadlands, he is said to have short hair, blue eyes and fair skin. His athletic figure, proudly displaying his nasty scar has been sighted rushing into battle with a perfectionist warcry of "Money for nothing!".
When girded for battle, he is known to wield his Pair of Dazzling Necrotanium Scimitars, and is arrayed in his Robes of the Soul Reaver and Magnificent Emerald Soul Stone. Foes are said to wither before the might of his Oblivion Overlord.
Dire Straights was born under the sign of The Wealthy Tear. This star sign is part of the Prosperity Phase and the Emotion Aspect.
Dire Straights is currently sober.
Dire Straights is ranked 1042nd among Immortals with a score of 6,100,830.
Dire Straights has achieved immortality, and is a Rank 1 Shadelord.
Dire Straights has the following Immortal Powers:
 | Shadelord (Path Power) |
 | Legendary Explorer |
- 5,084,025 Total XP
- 352,552 Gold
Advantages
Dire Straights has the following advantages:
Amulet of Recall
A red orb set in a golden amulet, allowing instantaneous travel back to a set location.
Ring of Lesser Deathward
A simple band of silver.
Banner of Exploration
"Yes, this is a fertile land. We will rule over it... and we shall call it... This Land."
Trollblood Ring of Regeneration
Trolls, famous for their ability to regenerate wounds, are also the perfect ingredient for magic rings which mimic this effect.
Prismatic Watchman Shard
A strange lense commonly carried by guardsmen to ward off ambushes and traps. Its method of doing this is unknown, however its effectiveness is sworn by in the guardsman business.
Timesink Emerald of Focus
This small gemstone makes its owner more resistant to the effects of time wasting, entrapment and trickery by focusing the bearers mind on the essentials of escaping any situation which would otherwise confuse people.
Dazzling Lootstone of Misdirection
This small gemstone protects the bearer from thieves by attempting to become an irrisistable target for theft, rather than real loot, and then magically reappearing back in the hands of its owner shortly after the thief has moved on.
Recent Happenings
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Huge Tunneler Lizard in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Shugnuh Minotaur Dead Caller in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Army of Wyrmclaw Tasloi Fodder in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Refuse Shambler in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Cackling Undergoth Animator in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Shadowy Undergoth Knight in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Wyrmclaw Ogre Shock Troops in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Fork Tongued Tunnel Wurm in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Shadowy Undergoth Knight in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow discovered Shadowmaw Lair in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Wyrmclaw Orcish Warriors in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Stone Tracker Golem in The Underworld
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Chained Rat Ogre Berzerker in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Demented Orcish Alchemist in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Elite Wyrmclaw Goblins in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow defeated Bremphaed the Necrolite (Boss) in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Savage Wyrmclaw Orc Warriors in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Grinning Carnage Newt in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Savage Wyrmclaw Orc Warriors in Shadowmaw Lair
- Dire Straights, Ow Ow Ow killed Orcish Wyrmclaw Blademaster in Shadowmaw Lair
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